Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Man Hides Phone In A Place Where No Phone Should Go

I'm sure you've already seen this story.

The details are rather straightforward. The motive is entirely inconsequential.

A guy (Mr. Jeffrey Barrier, from Cincinnati, Ohio) was seen taking photos of nude patrons in a tanning salon, using his camera phone. When he learned he'd been caught, he inserted the weapon (his camera phone) into a dark, dirty orifice (his rectum).

The cops were initially unable to find the undoubtedly oblong and awkwardly wide device. Upon further inspection, it turned out it was up his butt.

The article does not specify whether it was an iPhone (about 4.5 inches X 2.5 inches X 0.8 inches), a Motorola Razr (4 inches X 2 inches X 0.7 inches), or the much more comfortable and naturally-shaped Samsung Juke (3.8 inches X 1.2 inches X 0.8 inches).

Samsung Juke: The only choice when you need to hide your camera phone from the cops - in a hurry.

Let's hope it was the Samsung.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's a very attractive-looking phone.