Tuesday, August 14, 2007

My Friend's Bra Business

And panties too, of course. I have a friend, let's call him "Karl" in order to keep things anonymous, who owns a lingerie business. He's a dear old friend of mine, and I like to help him out with his business whenever possible. That can include anything from purchasing a tasteful silk bathrobe from Karl as a gift for someone special; rendering my opinion on the latest line of boyshorts; modeling anything that comes in a 42AA; and so on and so forth.

Now, with the advent of the internet, I'm able to help Karl in more ways than ever before - especially as his business expands to the web. I don't accept many advertisers on this site, and I'm very picky about those which do appear here. You will NEVER see an ad for General Electric, General Motors, or General Mills on my website. I'm talking to you, Exxon-Mobil, JP Morgan Chase, and Forever 21. Don't even think about approaching me for advertising space. Just forget about it. Not gonna happen. But my friend Karl, that's a different story.

So please visit his website. It's quite nice. If you're in the market for ladies' underthings, then this is the place:

Click above to be transported to lingerie land

And if you mention my blog, you'll get an additional 20% off. Well, maybe I should check with Karl about that. I'm not sure if you'll get a discount. But it's worth a shot. He might get pissed if everyone starts asking for discounts, but I suppose a sale's a sale. Even if your sales margins are destroyed by your stupid friend's offer to discount your merchandise without you knowing about it. Sorry in advance Karl, for potentially ruining your business. I'm just trying to help.

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