Sunday, August 05, 2007

Kitchen or Bathroom?

Campbell's Chunky Sinus, Cold and Flu Relief?My roommate mistakes the bathroom for the kitchen....again. And luckily not the other way around. That happened twice last month.

A picture's worth a thousand words, or so I've read. But I think this picture speaks for itself. Notice anything out of place here?
Generic aspirin next to the brand-name dental floss? No, try again.
Is that Waldo peeking out from behind the the hair gel? No. I'll give you another guess.
Omigod! That CANNOT be a Gillette Mach 3 cartridge in a Sensor Excel handle?!?!? Could it? Well, yes, it is. But I don't think that's so strange. After all, when a new high-tech razor is introduced, I'm the first to get in line. Besides, I've always appreciated the perfect balance and ergonomic design of the Sensor Excel's handle. It's as if the razor was lovingly molded from a rubber cast of my own hand. How could I give that up?
No, there's something else out of place in this picture. And it starts with the word "can" and ends with the word "soup". And it's next to what would appear to be MY dental floss. Now is when I should mention that this photo was not fabricated, altered, or photoshopped in any way. Additionally, this is truly how I discovered my medicine cabinet when I opened it, after a long day at the office. You can't make this stuff up.

1 comment:

dan m said...

Of course, this is my favorite blog so far because, while not all that funny, it references OUR medicine cabinet and MY can of Campbell's Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup.

I think you're on to something here. I recommend more blogs where you talk about things related to your roommate. Nice, flattering things, that is.