Thursday, November 20, 2008

Guantanamo Guns 'n Roses?

A real screenshot from the New York Times today, cropped as I saw fit. Either a) the Guantanamo detainees are HUGE Guns 'n Roses fans, or b) the detainees are actually part of Axl Rose's band. Maybe Al Qaeda trains its members in improvised explosive devices, hand-to-hand combat, terrorist propaganda, and face-melting guitar solos.

It's funny, because aside from Axl Rose and Dizzy Reed (the two remaining original members of the band) there are five other guys that no one's heard of. The five freed Guantanamo detainees perhaps? Achmad Bin Slash Guitari and four others?

Anyway, I'm sure the tour's gonna be awesome, so long as Axl remains conscious and/or upright. Sober or not, Axl will rock out with his cock out, so to speak.

The infidels will probably be too drunk to know the difference.

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